Here I go again.

I'm going to be perfectly frank, there is no freaking way that I'm going to ever update this as much as I'd like to or as much as I should or anything like that. I'll get over that. As I hope will the three people reading this that aren't me or spam followers on Twitter.

Anyway, I wanted to give myself something to do at work, now that they've blocked Blogger and Google Image results (note: not Google Image, itself, that still works just fine, but the results are blocked. Fucking joke.)

Also, yes I swear. Like a longshoremen.

So I'll post random thoughts, links, bullshit like that. I'll bitch about work, talk about golf and television and movies (I have horrible taste) and try to be funny while being the last person to start their own blog in hopes that Uproxx or Gawker will pick me up and get me the fuck out of the Courthouse.

So, while I don't hold my breath for that, I'm going to watch television and try to figure out how to e-mail in blog entries. Fun.